IPL becomes (NRI)PL

Ever since the Election commission of India announced the General election dates in india the IPL chief Mr. Lalit Modi is not having a good time. He has prepared three to four schedules for the season 2 of the League, so that it will be convenient for the states to stage the event. But unfortunately all his efforts went in vain with one state or another refusing for each schedule he came up with. At last a decision was made on Sunday,22nd March that the Grand event will be staged outside India.

This will be the first time that an India domestic tournament will be held outside India,making it a historic event. It may be fitting to call the event "NRI"PL, as some papers in India rightly Quoted. The two countries in the running to host the event are South Africa and England, but England seems to be the clear favorites among the board members as well as the Franchise owners.

Already few players have commented on IPL being taken outside event, The Master Blaster was quoted saying: "It will never be the same, no match will be a home game for any team."
Gambhir has said "We don't know who will support who?"
There are so many voices raised over this issue, let us see how this unfolds as time goes by.

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New points system in F1

Well each year the FIA(the Formula one governing body) throws up a twist or two before the start of the season. In the previous seasons the twists came pretty early in the mix, during the winter breaks, but this time around the twist has come pretty late in the piece.

On tuesday FIA has announced that the F1 driver's championship for this year would be decided by the number of wins scored by the driver and not by number of points earned. IS this decision right??????

Well according to the new rule, say if a driver wins 7 races and in the rest of the races he didn't even finish, he would have got 70 points and there is another driver who won 2 races , finished in the podium in every other race, he would have scored loads of points but still he would come only second in the championship. Is this the way to reward consistency????? I wonder!!!!!!!!Will this rule make drivers more conservative??????// Drivers might target specific circuits to win the races rather than concentarting on the entire season........ WEll the first race is only a few days away, time will tell us the answers for all of our questions.

I don't know what prompted FIA to take this decision. IF this rule was there from the start of F1 champioship the F1 world would have senn lots of differrent champions. Senna wolud have been a quadraple world champion and last year his country man Felippe Massa would have won the world title and not Lewis hamilton.

I believe the FIA is trying desperately to make the sport interesting amidst all this financial crisis, but it is making the sport a bit more complicated and difficult to follw with changes every year.

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Newton's latest LAWS

NEWTON IN ROMANTIC MOOD........ ......


U niversal L aw O f L ove:

" Love Can Neither Be Created Nor Be Destroyed; Only It Can Transfer From
One Girlfriend To Another Girlfriend With Some Loss Of Money "




F irst L aw O f L ove:

" A Boy In Love With A Girl, Continue To Be In Love With Her And A Girl
In Love With A Boy, Continue To Be In Love With Him, Until Or Unless
Any External Agent(Brother Or Father Of The Gal) Comes Into Play And
Break The Legs Of The Boy. "




S econd L aw O f L ove:

" The Rate Of Change Of Intensity Of Love Of A Girl Towards A Boy Is
Directly Proportional To The Instantaneous Bank Balance Of The Boy And
The Direction Of This Love Is Same To As Increment Or Decrement Of The
Bank Balance. "




T hird L aw O f L ove:

" The Force Applied While Proposing A Girl By A Boy Is Equal And Opposite
To The Force Applied By The Girl While Slapping."

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A TRUE LOVE STORY

A TRUE LOVE STORY



This is a real story of a young college girl who

passed away last month

in Chandigarh . Her name was Priya. She was hit by a

truck.



She was working in a call center. She had a boy friend

named Shankar.

Both of them were true lovers. They always talked on the

phone.

You used to be never found without her without handphone. In fact she

also changed her cell connection

from Airtel to Hutch, so that both of them can be on the

same network, and save on the cost.



She used to spend half of the day talking with shankar.

Priya's family knew about their relationship. Shankar

was very close to Priya's family as well. (Just imagine their

love) . Before she passed away she always told her

friends "If I pass away please burn me with my

handphone" she also said the same thing to her

parents.



After her death, people cudnt carry her body,

A lot of them tried to do so but still cant

everybody had tried to carry the body, the results

were the same. Eventually, they called a person

known to one of their neighbours, who can speak

with the soul of dead person and who was a friend of her

father.



He took a stick and started speaking to himself

slowly.



After a few minutes, he said "this girl misses

something here." Then her

friends told that person about her intentions to burn

her with her phone.

He then opened the grave box and place her phone and

sim card inside the

casket. After that they tried to carry the body. It

was then moved easily and

they then carried her into the van.



All of us were shocked. Priya's parents did not inform

Shankar that

Priya had passed away.







After 2 weeks Shankar called Priya's mom.....



Shankar :...."Aunty, I'm coming home today. Cook

something nice for me.

Don't tell Priya that I'm coming home today, I wanna

surprise her."

Her mother replied..... "You come home first, I wanna

tell you

something very important."



After he came, they told him the truth about Priya.

Shankar thinks

that they were playing a fool. He was laughing and

said "don't try to

fool me - tell Priya to come out, i have a gift for

her. Please stop

this nonsense".



Then they show him the original death certificate to

him.

They gave him proof to make him believe. (Shankar

started to sweat) He

said... "Its not true. We spoke yesterday. She still

calls me.

Shankar was shaking.



Suddenly, Shankar's phone rang. "see this is from

Priya, see this...."

he showed the phone to priya's family. all of them

told him to

answer. he talked using the loudspeaker mode.



All of them heard his conversation.



Loud and clear, no cross lines, no humming.



It is the actual voice of Priya & there is no way

others could use her

sim card since it is nailed inside the grave box





They were so shocked and asked

for the same person's

(who can speak with the soul of deal persons) help

again. He brought his

master to solve this matter.

He & his master

worked for 5 hours.


Then they discovered one thing which really shocked

them...





























































Hutch has the best coverage.



"Where ever you go, our network follows!!!"









Don't shout at me...............
I'm searching for the guy who had sent it to me......

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Why Women are so special????

Mum and Dad were watching TV when Mum said, "I'm tired, and it's getting late. I think I'll go to bed." She went to the kitchen to make sandwiches for the next day's lunches. Rinsed out the popcorn bowls, took meat out of the freezer for supper the following evening, checked the cereal box levels, filled the sugar container, put spoons and bowls on the table and started the coffee pot for brewing the next morning. She then put some wet clothes in the dryer, put a load of clothes into the washer, ironed a shirt and secured a loose button. She picked up the game pieces left on the table, put the phone back on the charger and put the telephone book into the drawer. She watered the plants, emptied a wastebasket and hung up a towel to dry. She yawned and stretched and headed for the bedroom. She stopped by the desk and wrote a note to the teacher, counted out some cash for the excursion and pulled a text book out from hiding under the chair. She signed a birthday card for a friend, addressed and stamped the envelope and wrote a quick note for the grocery store. She put both near her bag. Mum then washed her face with 3 in 1 cleanser, put on her Night Solution & age fighting moisturizer, brushed and flossed her teeth and filed her nails. Dad called out, "I thought you were going to bed." "I'm on my way," she said. She put some water into the dog's dish and put the cat outside, then made sure the doors were locked and the patio light was on. She looked in on each of the kids and turned out their bedside lamps and radios, hung up a shirt, threw some dirty socks into the hamper, and had a brief conversation with the one up still doing homework. In her own room, she set the alarm; laid out clothing for the next day, straightened up the shoe rack. She added three things to her 6 most important things to do list. She said her prayers, and visualized the accomplishment of her goals. About that time, Dad turned off the TV and announced to no one in particular. "I'm going to bed." And he did...without another thought. Anything extraordinary here? Wonder why women live longer...? 'CAUSE THEY ARE MADE FOR THE LONG HAUL....... (and they can't die sooner, they still have things to do!!!!) So respect the women around you. __,_._,___

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Mokka----- Sami

This is only for people who know tamil language.....

மொக்கைச்சாமி, மொக்கைச்சாமின்னு ஒருத்தன். கடவுளை நோக்கி ரொம்ப நாளா தவம் இருந்தானாம். என்னடா வரம் வேணும்னு கடவுள் கேட்டாராம். இவன் சொன்னானாம்..

“கடவுளே.. எனக்கு சாவே வரக்கூடாது”

“அப்படியே ஆகுக”ன்னு சொல்லிட்டு சிரிச்சுட்டே போய்ட்டாராம் கடவுள்.

ரொம்ப நாள் காட்டுல தவம் இருந்தவன் வரம் பெற்ற இறுமாப்புல நெஞ்சை நிமித்தி நடந்து வந்துட்டிருக்கறப்ப.. ஒரு சாமியார் எதிர்ல வந்து
“யாரப்பா.. நீ?”ன்னு கேட்டாராம்..

இவன் சொன்னானாம்... “மொக்கைமாமி”

பாவம்.. அவனுக்கு ‘சா’வே வரல!

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