"Some words are Priceless"

A husband wakes up at home with a huge hangover.
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> He forces himself to open his eyes, and the first thing
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> he sees is a couple of aspirins and a glass of water on the side table. He sits
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> down and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed. He looks
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> around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotless, clean. So is
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> the rest of the house. He takes the aspirins and notices a note on the table.
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> "Honey, breakfast is on the table, I left early to go grocery shopping.
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> Love You!"
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> Totally shocked with the note , he goes to the kitchen
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> and sure enough there is a hot breakfast and the morning newspaper. His son is
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> He asks, "Son, what happened last night?"
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> His son says, "Well, you came home around 3 AM,
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> drunk and delirious. Broke some crockery, puked in the hall, and gave yourself
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> a black eye when you stumbled into the door".
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> Confused, the man asks, "So, why is everything in
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> I should expect a big quarrel with her!"
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> His son replies, "Oh, that! Mom dragged you to the
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> bedroom, and when she tried to take your clothes n shoes off, you said,
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> "LADY LEAVE ME ALONE! I'M MARRIED!"
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> Moral
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> Self-induced hangover - $ 400.00
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> Broken crockery - $ 800.00
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> Breakfast - $ 10.00
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> Saying the Right Thing While Drunk –
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> "PRICELESS”
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> There are truly some things that both money and
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> Mastercards
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